{"id":485,"date":"2008-06-18T20:43:15","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T17:43:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal.gendar.ru\/?page_id=485"},"modified":"2008-06-18T21:20:31","modified_gmt":"2008-06-18T18:20:31","slug":"mass-effect-quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/journal.gendar.ru\/?page_id=485","title":{"rendered":"Mass Effect quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>General Septimis: &#171;I may be drunk, krogan, but you&#8217;re ugly. And tomorrow I&#8217;ll be sober. &#187;<\/p>\n<p>Doctor Chakwas: &#171;I wanted to travel the stars, tending the wounds of tough soldiers with piercing eyes and sensitive souls.&#187;<\/p>\n<p>Ashley: &#171;Why is it whenever someone says &#171;with all due respect&#187;, they really mean &#171;kiss my ass&#187;? &#187;<\/p>\n<p>Krogan Warlord to VI:&#187;Tell me what i want or I&#8217;ll turn your virtual ass into actual dust!&#187;<\/p>\n<p>Wrex:&#187;Don&#8217;t piss in my ear and tell me it&#8217;s raining.&#187;<\/p>\n<p>Cole: &#171;He&#8217;s not a bad guy. I don&#8217;t want to get him in trouble. Besides, I&#8217;m not a snitch!&#187;<br \/>\nShepard: &#171;Would you rather be a Snitch or a Corpse?&#187;<br \/>\nCole: &#171;Powell! His name&#8217;s Powell!&#187;<br \/>\nAshley: &#171;No honor among thieves&#8230;&#187;<\/p>\n<p>Garrus: &#171;Orders Commander?&#187;<br \/>\nShepard: &#171;We find a way out. Someone up there needs my boot up his ass. See if theres anything here we can use.&#187;<\/p>\n<p>Joker: &#171;Yeah, I can make the Normandy dance. But just don&#8217;t ask me to get up and dance unless you like the sound of bones cracking and people screaming.&#187;<\/p>\n<p>Kaiden:&#187;One part freezes your balls off, the other sells them from under you.&#187;<\/p>\n<p>Garrus: &#171;Chasing a rogue spectre with countless lives at stake and no regulations to get in the way? I&#8217;d say that beats C-Sec.&#187; <\/p>\n<p>Garrus &#171;I really hope we get to see the Normandy in combat.&#187;<br \/>\nWrex &#171;Only an idiot wishes for combat in a stealth ship!&#187;<\/p>\n<p>KAIDEN: &#171;I&#8217;m surprised you&#8217;d fight other krogan, Wrex.&#187;<br \/>\nWREX: &#171;Anyone who attacks us is either stupid, or on Saren&#8217;s payroll. Killing the latter is business&#8230; killing the former is a favor to the universe.&#187;<\/p>\n<p>*Loud crashing noise*<br \/>\nGarrus &#171;What was that?&#187;<br \/>\nWrex &#171;Probably debris. Don&#8217;t have a panic attack. I&#8217;ll protect you.&#187;<\/p>\n<p>Liara: &#171;We would be wise not to touch any controls then.&#187;<br \/>\nKaiden: &#171;It&#8217;s always a good idea to RTFM ma&#8217;am&#187;<\/p>\n<p>Captain Kirrahe:&#187; You all know the mission and what is all stake. I have come to trust each of you with my life, but i have also heard murmurs of discontent. I share your concerns. We are trained for espionage. We would be legends, but the records are sealed. Glory in battle is not our way. Think of our heroes, the Silent Step who defeated a nation with a single shot  or the Ever Alert, who kept armies at bay with hidden facts. Those giants do not seem to give us solace here, but they are not all that we are. Before the network, there was the fleet. Before diplomacy, there were soldiers. Our influence stopped the rachni, but before that,  we held the line.  Our influence stopped the krogan, but before that,  we held the line! Our influence will stop Saren! In the battle today, we will hold the line!&#187;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>General Septimis: &#171;I may be drunk, krogan, but you&#8217;re ugly. 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